Aspirin Taken Daily With Fifth Of Bourbon Greatly Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks

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PHILADELPHIA—In a medical breakthrough that should come as welcome news for millions of at-risk Americans, University of Pennsylvania cardiologists announced Tuesday that taking one aspirin tablet and a fifth of bourbon daily can "significantly reduce" an individual's awareness of heart attacks.
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I could use some JB right now myself. Click on the link for the full story. It's got pictures too.

 

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reduce" an individual's awareness of heart attacks

I'd imagine so

 

[flavio]

I might have to try it out

 

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How about:

Aspirin Taken Daily With Fifth Of Bourbon Daily Greatly Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks and also Brain Cells

I'm so there...well not really.