Addictive tests.....

Shadowfax

Shadowfax

Bla
Mhhhh....I've been doing some tests on The Spark....
I have done the Deathtest three times, and everytime it turns out that I'll only be 31 yrs old.....:cry2:

Anybody else who is just as test-addictive as I am? :D
 
PsychoMark

PsychoMark

^ bored.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 20, 2055
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (18%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (5%)



Wow, driving a car made me live 3 years longer than the last time I took the test :confused:
 
PsychoMark

PsychoMark

^ bored.
*phew* I was getting worried about being pregnant, but it seems all is alright:

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.
Click to expand...



:D
 
Shadowfax

Shadowfax

Bla
Geez....it keeps getting worse.. :cry2: :cry2:

I fill in the form seriously...result:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 4, 2012
at the age of 30 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

I you don't believe, look HERE
 
fury

fury

Administrator
Staff member
<font face="verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica" size="3">Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

<CENTER><FONT SIZE="+4">January 10, 2047</FONT>
<FONT SIZE ="+2">at the age of <font color = "red">61</font> years old.</FONT></CENTER>

On that date you will most likely die from:


<FONT SIZE="-1"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif">Cancer (31%)
<IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif">Heart Attack (28%)
<IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif">Alcoholism (6%)
<IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif">Alien Abduction (5%)
<IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif">Contagious Disease (5%)
<IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif"><IMG SRC="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif">Drowning (5%)</FONT>
 
Gonzo

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 17, 2037
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Loneliness (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


10400181 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 173697 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on November 17, 2037, as you slip silently into the night.
 
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greenfreak

New Member
Cancer seems to be popular among Xi members...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 28, 2036
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (20%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Suicide (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
 
flavio

flavio

superfly
Staff member
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 28, 2043



On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
 
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Missy

Leather and Heels
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 28, 2046
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

Here's another one....
 
PsychoMark

PsychoMark

^ bored.
Mhhh.....interesting:

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


2 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 18,
in a hotel room.



The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.
Click to expand...



I'm starting to like these tests ;)
 
flavio

flavio

superfly
Staff member
I just realized I have a 5% chance of dying from Auto-Fellatio

Auto-Fellatio (5%)


How does that work?
 
M

Missy

Leather and Heels
PsychoMark, can't think of a better way to go... sure beats cancer:sex:

You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.
 
Gonzo

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
Flavio, we need to compare answers-we're the only 2, so far, to have a 5% chance of dying of lonliness. WTF?

Autofellatio-what a concept:lol:
 
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Missy

Leather and Heels
Gonzo, did you see this one on mine?

Alien Abduction (9%)


What kind of alien are they talking about here!?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
PsychoMark

PsychoMark

^ bored.
Well, always been kind of alone, so I don't think I'll die from it :).

And besides, the test is wrong on that point, we've got XiBase don't we? ;) Or maybe it's a sign that it will be down by the time I'm 72 :(


Ah well, now that I've got 71% chance of dying from sex, I don't care about loneliness anymore :D
 
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