A bit of humour for our xibase family!

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Dark Angel

Guest
THE AGES OF A WOMAN..................

1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, a virgin and
unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like
America, fully explored, breath-takingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.

5. After 56 she is like Australia; everybody knows it's down there but who gives a f***!
 

AMDnut

Eee equals emcee squared...
EEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! My wife is 30, looks like it's downhill from here out......!:D

Good one, LOL!
 

br0ck

New Member
Originally posted by AMDnut
EEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! My wife is 30, looks like it's downhill from here out......!:D

Good one, LOL!

Now time out!

This must of been taken before silicon and plastics!
 

Mikelh

New Member
You guys must be very young or don't get out much.

I heard that one back in '73. And line 5 is a myth!:D

Michael
 

br0ck

New Member
Originally posted by Mikelh
You guys must be very young or don't get out much.

I heard that one back in '73. And line 5 is a myth!:D

Michael

Thank god for tittie engineering!
 

75renegade

Official Wine Taster
I'm kinda new 'round 'ere, Dark, where do you fit in this whole "age-stage" thingee anyway? ( Sorry, don't remember readin' yer profile).:confused:
 
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