BigDadday
Everday People
Today is my 49th birthday, & I wasn't feeling too hot this morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant & say "Happy Birthday,"& probably have a present for me. She didn't even say"Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday".I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember" The children came in to breakfast & didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low & despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Betty said,"Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday".And I felt a little better someone had remembered!I worked until noon Then, Betty knocked on my door & said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside & it's yourbirthday, let's go to lunch, just you & me". I said, "By George, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go".We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go-we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis & enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment". After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable". "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom &, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children& dozens of friends. They were singing "Happy Birthday"......................
And there I sat, on the couch, Naked.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Betty said,"Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday".And I felt a little better someone had remembered!I worked until noon Then, Betty knocked on my door & said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside & it's yourbirthday, let's go to lunch, just you & me". I said, "By George, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go".We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go-we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis & enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment". After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable". "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom &, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children& dozens of friends. They were singing "Happy Birthday"......................
And there I sat, on the couch, Naked.
but it was a joke I had read and passed along altho it probably has happened.
