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  1. Professur

    Couldn't drag me there with a team of horses.

    Where is the place you'd least like to go? I'm not talking places like prison of the chair. I mean places like Montana: the state with no features. Or California, the state that is falling apart. Or Quebec, where there are more French people than bullets.
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    I need 411

    I was strolling through a used car lot (the same place I got the Mirage at) and spied a nice little set of wheels. A '91 sunbird. Some rust, mostly cosmetic. 2L 4 cylinder engine. 5 speed stick. Previous owner obviously knew something about cars, coz many parts show yellow grease pencil (scrap...
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    Dog Attack Trial

    Guilty!! On all counts, including 2nd degree murder. If you own a dangerous dog, you've been warned.
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    WooHoo!!!

    It's done. It's works. I actually managed to change the rear sparkplugs on the POS!!! I would like to take this time to thank my co-pilot Kruz for his patience in walking me through the pure hell involved. And a bit of advice to anyone with a 6-cylinder minivan.... $500 is NOT too...
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    Deep thoughts from the peanut gallery

    Walking back to the car after the tour de Walmart,and being accosted by yet another charity seeker, I replied " I gave on the way in". Getting the kids strapped in, my better half noted that it was just a little white lie. I was dumbstruck by the following If a lot of little white clouds...
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    Damn GM POS

    Within the last couple of weeks, the missus' van's come close to getting shot. In order of failure. Rear window wiper ..... crapped out. Radio ........................... Red LED's not lighting anymore Heater ......................... Fan only works on settings 4 and 5. One more and...
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    Baby Alert!!!

    Contractions at 7 Min!!!!! *runs around in circles* AARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
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    92 Plymouth Aclaim

    Mum's car, for don't blame me. Ocasionally, when accelerating, the gas pedal feels like the resistance has tripled. Release and press again, and she goes right to the floor with almost no resistance at all. Had it in the shop three times, and three different mechanics couldn't find dick...
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    Lan party accessories

    A lot of 5 IBM etherjet ISA 10baseT nics. Best offer. 3 IBM 1.44 drives. Best offer.
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    Oxtail Soup

    Can anyone still get this? I've got a six hour drive to Ont. whenever I run outta stock.
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    Plane controversy ... of another sort.

    Air Canada presently charges extra for obese people needing a second seat. They claim they shouldn't be charged, because obesity is a disablility. Whaddya think? Should someone who's ass won't fit a regular airline seat be expected to pay for the extra room he/she needs? I have to pay for the...
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    Some folks just can't think beyond themselves

    Read this.
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    The Prof is in

    I'm a relocated Scot, so forget all of the Canadian shite you were thinking. I only live here.I've been here longer than I care to remember. I am happily married to my elementary school sweetheart. I have 1 beautiful daughter, and the missus is carrying No. 2. Neither of us wanted to know the...
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    Crime and Punishment

    We all saw the crime. Let's hear what punishment you'd inflict. Let's get it all outta your systems.
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    Mitsubishi Mirage prob #2

    This morning the brake and battery dash lights came on at about half power. They stay on all the time, and brighten slightly if I brake or pull the hand brake. Any Ideas?
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    Hi ho, hi ho, a camping we will go.

    I'm getting (hopefully) a tent trailer (roughly 1600lbs) this weekend. I plan on pulling it with my 1997 Pontiac Transport (that's the new model, not the long nose). The base rating for the van is 2000lbs, and 3500lbs with the towing package (which I don't have). To the best of my knowledge the...
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    OK let's have it.

    In your humble (or not so humble) opinion .... What was the worst sequel of all time??? My vote has to go to Highlander; the quickening. They went from ancient, cursed people spread all over the world, to exiled aliens..??!!?? W.T.F.??
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