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  1. Gonzo

    Penis face

    You don't frighten us, Indiana Xi-dog! ---Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called vBulletin-king...I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction!
  2. Gonzo

    Wow, didn't see this coming...oh wait

    Is it really fraud when the fraudee is willing to be taken by the frauder? Call 19005551212* & find out. *$4.99 per second, with a $10,000. surcharge
  3. Gonzo

    An E-Mail I Wrote Last Night™

    Congratulations. For future reference, WE are not prgenant. You did your part & had fun. Now she will suffer for months for your pleasure, which in turn means YOU suffer for years:D Don't buy the we crap. She is pregnant, she pukes, she gets a big belly, she has cravings, she see's the...
  4. Gonzo

    Hey Gonzo...I got a winning lottery ticket

    Then you're buying the beer-wait $9. doesn't even buy a case anymore, unless it's OldMilwaukee, and I ain't drinking that piss/swill:D
  5. Gonzo

    Incumbent Protection Act

    aka-Campaign Finance Reform.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ask the NRA & AARP & every other "consumer" group how it feels to have the first amendment tampered with. Hell, ask yourself, since YOU can't say shit about the lies spread during the last 60 days before an election. The media is now the...
  6. Gonzo

    Penis face

    Bite me assmunch, you wiper of other peoples bottoms. Your mother was a hamster & your father smelled of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time. You silly english k-nig-it.
  7. Gonzo

    Friends signed for 1 last season

    It is too much, agreed, but shouldn't the people that make the show get paid as well as the people who produce it?
  8. Gonzo

    Anyone hungry?

    better there than someones stomach
  9. Gonzo

    Canada ripped in skating?

    One possibility is to pull the French judges scores & replace them with a alternate judges. I concur with one caveat, pull the Russian judge too & put in two alternates instead. The worst part is, the Russian skaters didn't do anything wrong, but there shouldn't be 2 gold medals for one...
  10. Gonzo

    Hey Gonzo...I got a winning lottery ticket

    Not a tax on stupidity, 'eh? How much have you spent on lottery tickets since their inception? And of that, how much have you won? Now, figure it out...:retard3: ;)
  11. Gonzo

    Be nice to your phone company

    How'd they get my bill?
  12. Gonzo

    Proper way to inform a traffic jam

    ROFLMAO SigAlerts are never that specific, but I wish they were sometimes.
  13. Gonzo

    New Categories

    Now look, Ku'u, you've gone & screwed up my aura enhancing verbage. I think that polynesians would be placed under the (hold on while I go look at what I've wrote)(okay, I'm back) Amber-hued category. It's not exactly right but there is Amber-hued geneology in there somewhere. Huge, that's...
  14. Gonzo

    Friends signed for 1 last season

    Why not $1,000,000. per episode? NBC, if you use the actors as a staging point, must make about $30,000,000 per episode & the viewers certainly don't tune in to see who the director was.
  15. Gonzo

    Country Great Waylon Jennings Dies

    He & his cohorts taught rockers everything they needed to know about partying & making a scene. They just didn't make headlines. A sad passing:(
  16. Gonzo

    First Family Guy now this!

    Just bring Mulder back & the world will be okay
  17. Gonzo

    Hitler's ex-secretary recalls Fuehrer

    I'll read the story in a bit, but following the jist of the arguement here-everybodycan be a nice guy. I'm sure Jeffery Dahmer, when he wasn't eating the flesh from your body was probably a very nice & considerate gentelman. That's one of my pet peeves, giving scumbags the benefit of the doubt...
  18. Gonzo

    CAPITALISM

    Go count your money & relax:D
  19. Gonzo

    I need help please

    Keep one thing in mind, the circle seldomly gets broken. So, you need to decide if you want this the rest of this week, year or your life. The entire point of dating is to weed out the nuts, figure out if the okay are great or just okay. It's your life, you decide how to live it. Peace & long...
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