Hey Grandma!

[PostCode]

With the help of terminally ill volunteers, our service is sending telegrams to people who have passed away.

Afterlife Telegrams

 

[Huge]

Tell em Jon Edwards sent ya.

 

[PostCode]

hehehe

My question is how many people are actually paying for this thing?

 

[Q]

There's gotta be about a bazillion dead people....how the hell would the delivery person find the recipient?

 

[PostCode]

ANotehr good question. Here's another. Even if they knew what they looked like, would they look the same in afterlife. Would they appear at an age when they were in their prime? Would they appear as they were when they were a child? And the biggest question..where would they be??? Heaven, if it exists, has gotta be this really big expansive thing to house all those people that have died and gone up there, or over there, or where ever the thing is...

 

[Q]

yeah, and what if your delivery person goes to hell and gramma's in heaven? what if gramma has kind of a checkered past...and she's NOT where you think she is??

 

[Noite Escura]

The right question is how much profit one is making out of it?

 

[PostCode]

Wait a minute...you mean grandma could have really been grandpa?????

 

[Luhny]

So lets say you write a essay. Afterlife guarantees that the following:
1) The messengers have memorized their telegrams before passing on.
2) The messengers have promised to do what can be done to deliver their telegrams to
the addressees after passing.

What do you do quiz the old person and if they cant remember your whole essay you get your money back???? Wonder if you could also visit your messenger??

 

[Q]

Wonder if they will deliver shitty messages? Like to someone you couldn't stand.

"Hey! I'm glad you're dead."

 

[Noite Escura]

Or better: to send them a mailbomb...

 

[Huge]

Wonder if they will deliver shitty messages? Like to someone you couldn't stand.

"Hey! I'm glad you're dead."

lol, I can just picture that!