unclehobart
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The bottom 5% will always try and take advantage of the situation. I hope they shoot looters on sight.

. But, for whatever reason, this guys bladder said it was time, so he got up & headed toward the lavatory in the front of the plane. Well, an ever efficient sky marshall, another example of government employee's being the most diligent of all workers, pulled his weapon and made the airline reroute to Dulles Airport. In the meantime, our ever efficacious prison guard, err, sky marshall had the rest of the passengers put their collective hands into the "behind the head, lockdown" position, for the remaining part of the flight. The urination declined passenger is now facing possible felony charges.