What's the thickest beer?

[sin2]

Is Guiness the thickest beer on tap? I've been to many micro breweries and I couldn't find one thicker than Guiness.

I just felt like talking about beer since I saw Kulani's avatar.

Here are my fav beers that I can get readily.

211 - need I say it?
Guiness
Hefenweisen

Recipe:

Beer Float

In a 24 oz cup, fill 2/3 with Budweiser. Drop in 2 to 3 scoops of Yellow Vanilla ice cream. Enjoy.

 

[Huge]

mmmm...sounds good on a hot day

or a cold day!

 

[JJR512]

I've always heard that Guinesses was the thickest. I've heard it described as a meal in itself.

 

[flavio]

McEwan's Scotch Ale is a damn tasty beer that I would say is thicker than Guinness.

Same goes for Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout

 

[krusty]

eiww, Oatmeal stout, sounds like breakfast cereal in a bottle.

Outlaw would love it.

 

[Dark Angel]

Geez Krustich.....don't give him an excuse to go out and try it....

Dark Angel

 

[2minkey]

yeah i used to really dig oatmeal stout (sam smith's) and it is thick as shit, er, soup. but, i think triple bocks are thicker. i think sam adams made a triple bock once, came in a little blue bottle, sorta like molasses... just sick as hell, sweet and sticky.

 

[Outlaw69]

Only problem with those beers is...you can't get drunk off them.. I can't drink more than 2 before I start feeling sick.

 

[Professur]

Having drunk all of the above, I'd have to say: None of the above. The winner in my experience is Caber, from New Scotland Brewries is Nova Scotia. It's roughly the consistancy of motor oil. Good luck trying to get some. They don't ship outside the maritimes. Needless to say, I'm heading back there for my vacation this summer. But this year I'm being honest with myself. I'm going touring all the maritime brewries I can find.