The dog's rules

[leslie]

This is exactly what happened in our house

Dog Rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house,
but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms,
but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture,
but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants,
but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under
the covers with the dog.

 

[Q]

....and this is a problem.............because????

 

[Neo]

lol

 

[PostCode]

Replace the word dog with cat and you have my problem.

 

[DarkPrincess]

That's my problem too, but now my roomate's boyfriend's dog does it too!

 

[Nihilistic]

My dog does whatever. goes wherever.

 

[Justintime]

Your dogs a rebel duddddddddeeeeeee!

 

[Stop Laughing]

My cat does it too, but she doesn't get on top of us or get in the way with the exception of the downstairs bathroom because her food and water dishes are right there and if they're empty, she makes damn sure we fill them up before she lets us pass.

 

[Nihilistic]

If you try to yell at my dog it pees, if you walk to loud, it pees, you walk to close, it pees, you try to get it off the bed, it pees..so needless to say, we dont like to play with it, hehe