Stuff you won't ever...ever find under my tree at xmas

[Huge]

Well, those Jethro teeth sorta already look like the ones in my mouth.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html

 

[kuulani]

On another note, did you guys hear about that line of homosexual Ken-like dolls they're producing somewhere in Europe. It's male dolls dressed up in "workman's" clothes: postman, deliveryman, fireman, etc ...

 

[PsychoMark]

*runs to the store to buy a Jesus action figure with poseable arms and wheels for gliding action *

 

[Shadowfax]

hahaha

I wonder what happens when you take Jezus-action-doll with you into the bath:

1. Your mother walks in and gives you a very queer look
2. The doll actually walks over the water without your help
3. The damned doll sinks like a brick and fills up with water and eventually drowns.


I go for #3.

 

[kuulani]

Will they sell the Jesus doll with all the other merchandise the vendors push on you as you walk around the Vatican?

 

[Q]

AAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK...VectraP flashback

 

[Gonzo]

This time, Jesus won't look like Ted Nugent, no, he'll look like Charles Bronson & he'll be pissed off