Riddles

[Gonzo]

OK-The potpourri idea is entertaining. The only drawback is, it gets to be a "who can search the web the fastest & bestest" contest. How about some REAL inquisitiveness.

Rule#1-If you don't KNOW the answer, don't riddle the masses.
#2-It must make sense (ie-no dead baby jokes)


What's better than all the gods & worse than pure evil? Dead people eat it always & live people who eat it die slow?

 

[Q]

I'll take dirt for a hundred, please.

 

[Gonzo]

incorrect-next

 

[Q]

I'll take dirt for five hundred, please.

 

[Gonzo]

another-(relatively easy)
I have a mouth but never speak;
I have a bed but never sleep.
I have no legs but always run;
In my head, I never think.
Who am I?

 

[Q]

DIRT???? what do I win?

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by Q
DIRT???? what do I win?

Nothing yet, it's inncorrect.

 

[Q]

ok..#2 a river? which has dirt, so technically I was correct to begin with?

 

[Gonzo]

correct on 2-not dirt on 1 so pttthhhht(*razberry*)

 

[Q]

Originally posted by Gonzo
What's better than all the gods & worse than pure evil? Dead people eat it always & live people who eat it die slow?

Ok, I'll take dirt for a thousand, please.

 

[s4]

one word: worms

 

[fury]

Dirt

 

[Gonzo]

ok-fine:"NOTHING" is the answer-no more dirt-bring on some more good ones

 

[s4]

it's worms. i know it is dang it. it's gotta be!

 

[Gonzo]

another easy one-

What's the relevant difference between a cat & a complex sentence?

 

[Q]

so it wasn't dirt? daaaang

Ok, whats brown and red and green and goes a hundred miles an hour?

 

[Q]

Originally posted by Gonzo
another easy one-

What's the difference between a cat & a complex sentence?

Well, I can think of a lot of differences...but I'll go with, complex sentences never climb up the drapes?

 

[Gonzo]

ok smartass, I re-worded the question

 

[s4]

who do you think you're kiddin'? i know the answer was worms

 

[Q]

You completely ignored my riddle....I must withhold any more responses until my riddle is acknowledged. ...and I know what it is too