On deciding who to marry

[fury]

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -- Allan, age 10

 

[fury]

On what age it is right to marry

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6

 

[Professur]

Friends of yours?

 

[Gonzo]

Freddie is SO wise. Too bad he'll grow up & forget the basic animal truth of **** & run

 

[trinity1]

An old answer...but true!!!

IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes a man look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her
Then she starts doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always treat you kind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry her anyway
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

 

[Spirit]

 

[VictorP]

Sand to desert. Marriages are too numerous in these times of driveling value decay. Sexual relations with the masses provide instant gratification with no means of bondage.