Damned Yankees

[Gonzo]

close only counts in horseshoes & handgrenades
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nyt/20010903/ts/mussina_misses_perfect_game_by_one_pitch_1.html

 

[br0ck]

and worse of all, it was to Carl Everett as well!!

 

[Huge]

Yep; can't get much closer than that.