Corporate MindBending

[Gonzo]

In Fort Wayne, IN-there is an outdoor, upscale mall about to be open. I has "Mediterranean-style architecture", a "colorful facade" that "welcomes you". It's name is Jefferson Pointe-40 stores, 9 restaurants & an 18-screen theatre. Sounds like any other mall, eh? Gonzo, why is this important? you ask. Because, ladies & gentlemen(and you too Krusty)-it's not a mall-get this shit




It is anOPEN-AIR LIFESTYLE CENTER

Marketing people should be hung by thier gonads &/or labia's, taken to the townsquare & hung out to dry while the vultures & crows eat thier flesh & suck the juice from the optical orbs.


It's a goddamned mall

 

[Q]

...and the really pathetic part is....alot of people will go there, just to see what an OPEN-AIR LIFESTYLE CENTER is

 

[HomeLAN]

Which was, after all, the whole idea. And if they drop a few bucks while they're visiting, so much the better.

 

[Fuser Man]

Morons!


That's just as bad as a mop boy saying he's a "Sanitation Engineer".

 

[VictorP]

Open-Air Lifestyle Center? As titillating and posh as is may appear to originate as, it is my unaffected aspiration that the cloak of color composition is within balanced flavor. Lavish purple carpet with pretty petite pink doilies on posterior surfaces. Most significantly, washrooms furnished with VictorP’s secret essentials.