Ballerina At The Bar

[BigDadday]

This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks
into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy
armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and
asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on
the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a
drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After
she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and
points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit
and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and
says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches
the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to
buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her
leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

 

[fury]

I got her so drunk that night I don't remember what she did to me