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We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.The warm breeze was full of that earthy musky scent that onlythose fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quiet whispering of leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead added the final touch to the most...

16> You just paid $3.99/minute for the phone sex girl to tell you she has a headache. 15> The provisions you ordered to modify your outfit for the next Star Trek convention are on back order, your mom's boyfriend says you have to start paying rent for the basement, and your...

There was a man that couln't get a hard-on. No matter what he tried nothing worked. One day he was reading the newspaper at the kitchen table and noticed an add, about a doctor that could help you get a hard-on. Well, the man thought this was worth looking into. So he went to this doctor...

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's "willy" is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash he...

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.The guy asks what the surgery is.The doctor tells him they take the muscles from...

Don't think I've shared this one yet! :wave: There’s an old couple, both in their 80’s, on a sentimental holiday back to the place where they met. They’re sitting in a pub and he says to her, “Do you remember the 1st time we had sex together, over 50 years ago? We went behind the bar...

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance. 1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. A Star of David They decided that this was a unique find and the...

1.YOU CAN ENJOY BEER ALL MONTH LONG 2.BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3.YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER. 4.YOUR BEERWILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY BASEBALL. 5.WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT,YOU TOSS IT OUT. 6.BEER IS NEVER LATE. 7.A BEER DOSEN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB...

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his...

Code Red Worm Virus First off this is only for windows NT and windows 2000 users so don't fret. Web Information about it is here National Infrastructure Protection Center www.nipc.gov. Windows 95,98 and ME are not affected by this as said in The Cleveland Plain Dealer...

Today is my 49th birthday, & I wasn't feeling too hot this morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant & say "Happy Birthday,"& probably have a present for me. She didn't even say"Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday".I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The...

1. Only in America.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions...

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on...

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and are active in them? :wave: XI,TKE,JJR,TMS,The Hood,CD-Rom(never banned:D),Haven,Yaa101,TKZ,and a few others.

How many do you belong to and are active in? :wave:

Benign..........................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.........................What you do with dead folks. Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan........................Searching for the...

10. Sag! You're it! 9. Pin the toupee on the bald guy. 8. 20 questions shouted in your good ear. 7. Kick the bucket. 6. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over. 5. Doc, doc, goose. 4. Simon says something incoherent. 3. Musical recliners. 2. Spin the bottle...

When a woman says, "This place is a mess! Come on, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do the laundry right now!" What a man hears is, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, COME ON, blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah...

Am hooked on Gladiator at the moment as my favorite.