Wow....check out this Suburban Assault Vehicle

Gato_Solo

Member
I almost bought one of these
when I was in Panama. The SP's at Howard AFB were selling them on the DRMO market. I bid $500, and I lost to someone who bid $501...and that was this guy's last dollar, too. I would've gone higher, but I remembered one important thing...I had a weight limit on shipping a vehicle back to the USA...That sucker weighs about 3 metric tons (tonnes for you UK folks) ;)
 

Gato_Solo

Member
I need something like that to keep the SUV-crazed soccor mom's from tossing pennies at me. ;)

Seriously, though...Any accident I get into could be repaired with a can of Krylon and a trip to the car wash. If someone is tailgating, I could just hit the brakes. If someone is running a red-light (SOP in SC), I can just keep moving...The possibilities are endless...
 

Gato_Solo

Member
That 'SUV from hell' isn't your ordinary armored car. The shell is 1/4 inch thick steel. It'll stop a 7.62mm round at point-blank range. You can even get it with air bags. ;) I ain't scared of no big-rigs... :D
 
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