Who is Karma?

[habaneroman]

And why don't I have any?

I swear, you visit a site for a couple a weeks and they go and change stuff on ya.

Who'se idea was thie karma thing any way?

If i feel my Karma changing, does that make me a Karma Chameleon?

 

[s4]

Karma is based on how much you post and start new threads.

 

[unclehobart]

Its also penalty declinable or exhaltation raisable depending on how much of an ass you are or how well thought out and productive your replies are. Sorta like the carrot and the stick approach.

 

[s4]

Yeah, but it's subjective in that regard.

 

[habaneroman]

So what's the point?

Does having a low Karma total mean that Mods can press button and send an electrical shock to a poster when they make an idiotic statement?

Does having a high Karma count, make you immune to the shock?

Does having more Karma enable you to unlock the mysteries of the universe?



Does asking too many questions count against you?

 

[Gonzo]

?, yes, yes, yes, yes

 

[Q]

*puts on professional mod style tinfoil hat*

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

 

[s4]

Karma was inventented for the under 13 crowd. Us old farts don't care.

 

[Nixy]

Under 13? Why is it special for them?

 

[PsychoMark]

They think Karma is cool

 

[habaneroman]

I never thought I'd see the day when I could say,

"I'm an Old Fart! And damn proud of it!"

 

[Q]

Be an old fart all ya want.....you got NO karma boy

 

[Q]

*GASP* neither do I....I demand to know where my karma is. I had a bunch and I want it back...NOW!

 

[habaneroman]

HEE HEE

Twasnt' me.

 

[Q]

yeah yeah yeah....you show up..KARMA disappears.'splain that...

 

[habaneroman]

Hey, how was I to know that the DELETE KARMA icon was gonna work.




No really, I aint that smart to screw up something like that.

Anybody seen Outlaw?

 

[fury]

Q
pitbull

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: SRQ, FLA
Posts: 2219
Karma: 885

 

[Q]

hey the last time I checked, my karma was like 8 billion-something....





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IT WAS..I'm quite sure

 

[habaneroman]

Ok, there was a Karma outage earlier today.

Now it's back.

What gives?

Did somebody get ahold of some bad Karma, and the whole system had to be regurgitated?

Was there a need to install some instant Karma?

Here's a taste of John,

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev'ryone come on

 

[Stop Laughing]

You're way off Q with 8 billion, not even fury has that... yet . Don't forget, I know everyone's PAST karma, I calculated all the karma from before it was instituted.

*puts on professional mod style tinfoil hat*

*puts on amateur non-mod style aluminum foil hat*