Tumbleweeds...

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
...San Francisco". She does & then answers a phone call. It's the President, call from Washington DC. He ask's...
 

Nixy

Administrator
Staff member
"Can I please play on the old OTC server?"

Then Nixy tell him "Only if you are lucky enough to not be propogated"

and he...
 

Aunty M

AMD Bitch
... gets entangled in an arguement in real world about whether going to war with Iraq is the right thing to do and why, and forgets to tell his Commander in Chief to get on with the attack and world peace breaks out.... NOT.

Meanwhile Aunty makes a toasted bacon sandwich and a cafe latte and reflects on why jello doesn't stick well to world leaders, no matter how hard you throw it.... :eek:

And even more meanwhile...
 

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
...back at the ranch, the leader board showed tallies of undisputed overzealous posters. Which can be a good thing. Back to the story.

While fury had an emergency & had to leave his can of wolf repellant/styling gel with Nixy. She, daydreaming about a guy, wasn't paying attention & got stepped on by a...
 

leslie

New Member
one footed rattlesnake...which terrified her and astonished her at the same time...luckily, to save the day, along came a monstrous one footed rattlesnake eating...
 

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
...same crap new day.

Off in the distance, under the shimmering light of a nearly full January moon, there came a hideous noise. That. That and dust clouds as far as the eye could see on this cloudless night. Our hero, who shall remain unamed for the time being, popped open a beer, lit a cigarette, set his high-powered binoculars on their tri-pod & witnessed...
 

Aunty M

AMD Bitch
...spent the night in MJs bed, while Micheal slept on the floor of course. In the morning they all took a trip round Neverland and Micheal said...
 
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