BigDadday
Everday People
A young college guy is hanging out in his favorite bar
when he spots a
fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly dude.
He asks the
bartender
about her and is surprised to discover that she's a
prostitute. He
watches
her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so
attractive could be
available to him. The next night he goes back to the
bar, and sure
enough
she
shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up
his nerve and
approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from
there.."
"$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out
the front door, and
sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked
outside. "I paid cash
for that
Ferrari with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me,
it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what
the ####.. He
leaves
with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience
he's ever had. This
hand
job was better than any complete sexual experience in
his miserable
life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly
for her to show
up.
When she does, he immediately approaches her. "Last
night was
incredible!"
"Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my
blow jobs.."
"How much is that?"
"$500"
"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"
"You see that apartment building across the street?"
The guy looks out
front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash
for that building
with
the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth
it." Based on the
night
before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with
her, and once
again is
not disappointed. He nearly faints- twice. The next
night he can hardly
contain himself until she shows up.
"I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost
me for some
pussy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points
down the street,
here between the buildings he can see Manhattan.
"You see that island?"
"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"
She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own
Manhattan!"
when he spots a
fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly dude.
He asks the
bartender
about her and is surprised to discover that she's a
prostitute. He
watches
her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so
attractive could be
available to him. The next night he goes back to the
bar, and sure
enough
she
shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up
his nerve and
approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from
there.."
"$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out
the front door, and
sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked
outside. "I paid cash
for that
Ferrari with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me,
it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what
the ####.. He
leaves
with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience
he's ever had. This
hand
job was better than any complete sexual experience in
his miserable
life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly
for her to show
up.
When she does, he immediately approaches her. "Last
night was
incredible!"
"Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my
blow jobs.."
"How much is that?"
"$500"
"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"
"You see that apartment building across the street?"
The guy looks out
front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash
for that building
with
the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth
it." Based on the
night
before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with
her, and once
again is
not disappointed. He nearly faints- twice. The next
night he can hardly
contain himself until she shows up.
"I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost
me for some
pussy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points
down the street,
here between the buildings he can see Manhattan.
"You see that island?"
"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"
She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own
Manhattan!"