BigDadday
Everday People
the drunk
****ed as a Fart
A man walks in to a pub after a hard days work. As he approaches the
bar he sees an elderly man proped up at the bar looking slightly
****ed. So, as the gentlman he is, he offers to help the ****ed fart
out and take him home.
So the man asks the bar man "Shall i take him home?"
"Yeah, that would be great" replies the barman.
So the man lifts up the drunken bloke and he immediately slumps to
the floor. The man gets to the door of the pub with the drunk but
again he fails to stand and slumps on the floor. They are now at the
car door, but again the drunk just falls on the floor.
The pair of them now get to the drunks house were they knock on the
door and the mans wife answers.
"I've brought your husband back" says the man. "Oh thats great love,
but were is his friggin' wheel chair?!"
****ed as a Fart
A man walks in to a pub after a hard days work. As he approaches the
bar he sees an elderly man proped up at the bar looking slightly
****ed. So, as the gentlman he is, he offers to help the ****ed fart
out and take him home.
So the man asks the bar man "Shall i take him home?"
"Yeah, that would be great" replies the barman.
So the man lifts up the drunken bloke and he immediately slumps to
the floor. The man gets to the door of the pub with the drunk but
again he fails to stand and slumps on the floor. They are now at the
car door, but again the drunk just falls on the floor.
The pair of them now get to the drunks house were they knock on the
door and the mans wife answers.
"I've brought your husband back" says the man. "Oh thats great love,
but were is his friggin' wheel chair?!"