ris
i am my my own evil twin
thought that you might like these:
Rat Pie
Take four medium-sized rats and lay them on the chopping board. Having first made sure the chopper is freshly sharpened, raise it as high above the first rat as you can. Make sure that the rat's neck is well exposed, then bring the chopper down with as much force as you can onto the neck or head of the rat.
Then cook it in a pie.
Rat Souffle
Make sure the rat's squeals are not audible from the street, particularly in areas where the Anti-Soufle League and similar do-gooders are out to persecute the innocent pleasures of the table.
Anway, cut the rat down and lay it on the chopping board. Raise the chopper high above your head with the steel glinting in the setting sun, and bring it down - wham! - with a vivid crunch - striaght across the taut neck of teh terrified rodent, and make it into a souffle.
shamlessly pinched from monty python
Rat Pie
Take four medium-sized rats and lay them on the chopping board. Having first made sure the chopper is freshly sharpened, raise it as high above the first rat as you can. Make sure that the rat's neck is well exposed, then bring the chopper down with as much force as you can onto the neck or head of the rat.
Then cook it in a pie.
Rat Souffle
Make sure the rat's squeals are not audible from the street, particularly in areas where the Anti-Soufle League and similar do-gooders are out to persecute the innocent pleasures of the table.
Anway, cut the rat down and lay it on the chopping board. Raise the chopper high above your head with the steel glinting in the setting sun, and bring it down - wham! - with a vivid crunch - striaght across the taut neck of teh terrified rodent, and make it into a souffle.
shamlessly pinched from monty python