Sex, Sex, Sex

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
Curious
11-21, local: Police find 17 sex toys in local woman's car during DUI traffic stop
By JOHN LYNCH
WHITE OAK, TX — A Longview woman who sells sex toys has been charged with felony obscenity after White Oak police found some of her wares in her car during a traffic stop

The arrest report describes the 17 items as "obscene materials and obscene devices," but Police Chief Charlie Smith said the items were mostly lotions and objects defined in a dictionary as having the shape and often the appearance of the male genitalia, used in sexual stimulation.

How illegal is that? Prosecutors will have to decide when White Oak investigators forward their findings to the district attorney's office sometime in the next week, Smith said.

"We'll see what they do with it," Smith said.

Kathleen Elizabeth "Kathy" Grubbs, a distributor for the national company Slumber Parties Inc., calls the charge, which carries a maximum penalty of two years in jail, "kind of ridiculous."

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Dark Ages
Appeals Court Upholds La. Sodomy Law

By Cain Burdeau
Associated Press Writer
Friday, November 22, 2002; 1:49 PM


NEW ORLEANS –– Louisiana's 197-year-old sodomy law does not discriminate against gays and lesbians, a state appeals court ruled.

The 4th Circuit Court of Appeal ruled 2-1 on Wednesday against a gay advocacy group, leaving Louisiana's sodomy law intact.

"This decision continues to put Louisiana outside the mainstream," said John D. Rawls, an attorney for Louisiana Electorate of Gays and Lesbians Inc., which challenged the law.

"We are still the only state whose courts deny a right to privacy to its citizens, we are still the only state whose courts have upheld sodomy laws, we are still back in the 18th century unfortunately," he said.

The state Supreme Court ruled that the law against oral and anal sex does not violate the right to privacy, based on a state appeal. But plaintiffs had asked the appeals court to consider the trial judge's ruling that the law does not amount to unconstitutional discrimination.

The dissenter on the appeals court, Judge Charles R. Jones, had not released his opinion by early Friday. The other two judges, Joan Bernard Armstrong and David S. Gorbaty, said the plaintiffs brought no evidence that the "crime against nature" law discriminates against gays and lesbians.

"In the trial case, discriminatory purpose by the lawmaking body was not given," the opinion said.

The appeals court also sided with the trial judge in not letting witnesses testify as to the harmful effects of the law on gays and lesbians.

© 2002 The Associated Press


Die, die, die
Porn shows up in businessman's slide show

FORT WORTH -- A North Texas businessman has been jailed after co-workers reported an image of child pornography showed up on a screen as he gave a computer slide presentation recently.

James Andrew Smith of Denton was in the Mansfield Jail under $300,000 bond after he was charged with two counts of possessing child pornography and one charge of promoting child pornography.

Exel Inc. co-workers told police Smith had just completed a PowerPoint presentation on Sept. 4 when he tried to open another document on his laptop computer. The co-workers said a photograph of a nude young boy appeared on the screen.

Exel Inc. is a logistics company in Fort Worth.

According to the police report, Smith told Exel officials that a computer virus had caused the image to appear. Nevertheless, police said Excel officials fired Smith and contacted police the following week after a search of his laptop found pornographic photos of children that appeared to have been e-mailed to others.

Police seized the computer, as well as disks containing child pornography and a folder with 65 pages of printed pictures of child pornography that Exel officials had found in Smith's desk, the report stated.

Smith is also pastor of Landmark Baptist Church in Sanger. His wife, Julie Smith, said they have been married for 13 years and have two children.

"He's never hurt our children. As far as I know he's never hurt anyone's children," she said. "He has always taken very good care of me and our children. Anything we needed or wanted, he worked and I got it."

She said the congregation at the Sanger church was told Wednesday night that her husband was resigning immediately, but was not told why. He had been pastor of the church for 3 1/2 years.
© 2002 The Associated Press
 

PostCode

Perverted Penguin
Staff member
That third one....that dude should die...a very painful miserable death. Fucking sickos. :mad:


The first one though...."Officer...I can explain, really I can. " hehehehe
 

Huge

Holla if you hear me!
Staff member
Yep same here :mad: and :D "Officer, I was just taking them out for some fresh air..."
 

Nixy

Administrator
Staff member
OK, the third one is sick

As for the first one, how is it illegal to own sex toys?


The second one: Whatever two legal adults want to do in the bedroom is their choice and the gov't has no right to interfere.
 

PostCode

Perverted Penguin
Staff member
Sure they do Nixy...it's called the United Socialist States of America. Better get used to it because ol' GW just signed into law.
 

BigDadday

Everday People
What wat that one don't ask don't tell for the second one and the third should roast in ytou know where a long time soon I hope.
 

Q

stepmosnter
Staff member
CompTech said:
Sure they do Nixy...it's called the United Socialist States of America. Better get used to it because ol' GW just signed into law.
Fortunately for Nixy she doesn't have to abide by G duh-bya's bullshit unless she chooses to drive across the border.
 

Nixy

Administrator
Staff member
From a lot of the horrow stories I have heard about driving across the border and the customs trying to get back into Canada i think I will pass on the driving across the border for quite sometime.

It's easier to get in from fricking Europe than it is from the USA!
 

Nixy

Administrator
Staff member
I am thankful I don't have to answer to Dubya. I really enjoy oral sex (yes, I enjoy giving it too) and woudl not give it up for anybody! Not even the President!!!!
 
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