Discussion in 'Libations & Celebrations' started by Dark Angel, Aug 5, 2001.
*cream pies Aunty* Yup.
Yum, cream pie.
*empties a bowl of jello down the back of Professurs pants while he's still wearing them*
*dances about until the jello falls out the legs*
Right, Missus, you asked for it
*hands Aunty M a brush and shovel*
Off you go
*Dumps the brush and shovel in the corner*
I don't do cleaning up.
Then join the party!!
Dumps week-old bangers and mash down Aunty M's blouse...
I still never got my bagel and cream cheese!
*Wanders in, looks around at the mess & decides to fling ice cream at Nixy, toss fried okra at Prof, slings salami at Gato & harasses HL with mashed potatoes.*
Man, I got the best end of that deal! *licks ice cream off herself*
Did I forget to mention it was months (years?) old melted ice cream?
*Breaks out the video cam*
*sells bootlegged Nixy video to "Girls Gone Wild, Canada"...
*loads nerf gun with stuffed peppers*
*fires at Prof and hits him in the back of the head*
*fires at Gato and hits him in the chest*
*fires at Gonz and gets all the rice filling stuck in his hair*
You stuff your peppers with RICE?
That's how they do it in Greece...I don't like red and green pepper so I don't eat it...but my brother did.
*Bops Nixy on the beezer with a chocolate-covered pickled onion...
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