Keep the noise down

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After a date at a local night-spot a girl invited her new boyfriend
back to the home that she shared with her parents, but insisted that
they would have to be extremely quiet to be sure they not to wake
them up.
After half an hour or so of passionate kissing, cuddling and fondling
the young man seemed to be in some discomfort.
She asked him what was wrong to which he replied "I am desperate to go
to the loo" His new girlfriend insisted that he couldn't use the
toilet upstairs for fear of waking her parents and suggested he
quietly made use of the kitchen sink. So off he popped to the kitchen
on her instruction.
After some minutes had passed as the girl beginning to wonder where
her boyfriend had got to, he stuck his head around the door to the
lounge whispering the question "have you got any paper? " :scared: :scared:

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