I'm not dead yet!

Hrm. So... How much more expensive is it to transport a dead body between states than pretending they're alive and boarding a commercial flight??
 
:rofl:"We never would have allowed a passenger who had passed away to board an aircraft," she said. :rofl:
 
The REAL question is did they already consult a mortician and arrange for a Des Moines burial? Enquiry minds will surely want to know.
 
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