I'm a sex addict

Discussion in 'The Speak Easy' started by habaneroman, Jul 13, 2002.

  1. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    So my girl friend is curing me of my addiction.

    :cry:
     
  2. Nixy

    Nixy Administrator Staff Member

    *hugs habaneroman* it'll be ok. I was addicted to sex but then started getting less of it (opportunity is less now that both my bf and I work until the same time or latert han our parents) and I am now not so addicted. I still love it but am not so addicted.
     
  3. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    I know it'll be ok, but it's hard.
     
  4. Neo

    Neo Administrator Staff Member

    ahh with old age you wont care anymore :D
     
  5. Noite Escura

    Noite Escura The unpredictable

  6. kicken

    kicken Fookie you fookie meh

    wow, thats a horrible addiction you have there:D :whip:
     
  7. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    Just got back from my first SAA* ice cream social.

    I noticed most everyone had one big forearm.

    I fit right in.



    *SexAholicAnon
     
  8. kicken

    kicken Fookie you fookie meh

    LMAO!

    ohhh pepper man you are 2 much :laugh:
     
  9. Missy

    Missy Leather and Heels

    Try living with your family while in the middle of a move, along with having kids, no privacy, working and going to college...

    There's a cure for you!

    I'm a recovering sex addict...

    Hehehehehe - Not! :worm:
     
  10. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    Shake that thang girl!

    Oh Missy, you temptress, you.
     
  11. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    I noticed you have 69 posts too.

    Working all the angles, eh?
     
  12. Professur

    Professur Mushroom at large

    Being addicted to sex is like being addicted to air. There's no real cure, and any cure would probably kill you.
     
  13. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    I know, I'm dying a slow death.
     
  14. kuulani

    kuulani New Member

    Sex addiction is a hard one ... the more you get, the more you want ... it's a never-ending cycle :D
     
  15. fury

    fury Administrator Staff Member

    Yeah, but it ain't the same the other way around. More often, how bad you want doesn't always correlate to how much you get. :eek:
     
  16. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    Today, after a 12 hour shift, I came home and mowed the lawn, just to keep my mind off of sex.

    Who knew, that on this day, there would be some coeds jogging past my house.

    I saw 'em coming, thier nice round breasteses, bouncing with every stride, beckoning to me to go over and check 'em out, but I remained strong, and just thought of the task to be done.
    They smiled and waved, I returned the same, and as I watched them go down the street, thier nice firm, athletic buns were telling me to follow, join them, but I stayed.

    I took a long shower, it's a good thing drains can't get pregnant, I now I'm tired and I think I'll just go bed.

    And sleep.

    :(
     
  17. Professur

    Professur Mushroom at large

    TMI there.
     
  18. habaneroman

    habaneroman New Member

    Had a talk with the GF tonight.

    She says "Sex will be better in Moderation"



    I don't know where that is, but we're moving there.
     
  19. DarkPrincess

    DarkPrincess One of a Kind

    I am a sex addict, but I broke up with my bf a long time ago and sex has been less frequent. It used to be almost everyday. It just feels weird to be like that with someone else right now...

    ALthough, there are still ways...
     
  20. BigDadday

    BigDadday Everday People

    All I can add to this is,


    There are five kinds of sex that people can experience in their lifetimes. Here is an explanation of each:

    The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

    The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen.

    The third is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you've got to do it in the bedroom.

    The fourth is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and yell, "f*ck you."

    There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your ex-partner f*cks you in front of everyone in the court.:D
     

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