If you get a chance to fight somebody and win

DarkPrincess

DarkPrincess

One of a Kind
There there Unc. Maybe I would offer if you weren't so into this "super hottie". Maybe you should ask her. Besides Iwould kick your ass and you would end up a hurt broken man anyway. He he. No one thinks I'm a super hottie. :cry:
 
unclehobart

unclehobart

this is my special title
Everyone is a super hottie when the lights go out. ;) Sorta evens the odds for us all. ...can't get a decent vidcam to work in that kind of darkness though. :o :D
 
unclehobart

unclehobart

this is my special title
Strip
Adam Ant/Marco Pirroni

It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries

We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh

When it gets so hot the end of the day
You may find your clothes getting in the way
If a pretty dress hides your true desire
Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire

We don't need to see what the butler saw
Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor
All those sneaky looks gazing down on you
Are no substitute for our rendezvous

If you think it's cheap or a bit risque
Please don't say a word I'll just slip away
I am not a man who believes in lies
Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes

Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight
 
Q

Q

stepmosnter
Staff member
Originally posted by unclehobart
(mopey, hangdog expression) ..noone has offered to mudwrestle me yet... (feeling rejected, sneaks off to die in the corner a broken man):cry2:
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Whoa....back up there lil buckaroo! have I or have I not, on numerous occasions, demanded to see your virile manly-man hunkiness in the buff sporting only a codpiece? hmmmmm?
 
unclehobart

unclehobart

this is my special title
Originally posted by Q
Whoa....back up there lil buckaroo! have I or have I not, on numerous occasions, demanded to see your virile manly-man hunkiness in the buff sporting only a codpiece? hmmmmm?
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Tis a far cry from mud wrestling m'lady. I have my priorities. :grin:
 
trinity1

trinity1

1 of 3
How did I get my name splashed all over this thread???!!!
It figures it was the one I never checked out till now!

Q: my damn sister posted that photo of me on HWC after I told her repeatedly not to. I'm still mad at her. Mystery makes things more interesting in my book. Now where's the mystery??
And now you brought my ugly mug here!
You..You..Florida Girl, you!!!!!;)
 
Professur

Professur

Mushroom at large
*looks through his armour* Damn. All this chain mail, but I never made a codpiece. Ah well, plate armour was never my thing.
 
trinity1

trinity1

1 of 3
somethings damn fishy about this codpiece...

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Q

Q

stepmosnter
Staff member
Originally posted by trinity1
How did I get my name splashed all over this thread???!!!
It figures it was the one I never checked out till now!

Q: my damn sister posted that photo of me on HWC after I told her repeatedly not to. I'm still mad at her. Mystery makes things more interesting in my book. Now where's the mystery??
And now you brought my ugly mug here!
You..You..Florida Girl, you!!!!!;)
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Trinity, my little love muffin...you never said I couldn't share your pic with the other girls! Things of beauty need to be shared to be appreciated. I just couldn't help myself :cry2: don't be mad.

p.s. nice cod piece in your next post! :D
 
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