I want my own show!!!

[Neo]

Series star Drew Carey has inked a new contract with Warner Bros. to continue leading the laffer at a salary of between $600,000 and $750,000 per episode.

OR

In a deal that makes him the highest-salaried actor in TV history, ``Frasier'' star Kelsey Grammer has agreed to stay with the hit NBC comedy through 2004 at a record fee north of $1.6 million per episode.

 

[Huge]

Here's the host of the Xibase Comedy Variety Hour...NEO!

It has a nice ring to it!

 

[Gonzo]

Sorry NEO, look in the gallery, find your pic & does that look like a set to you? I think not......

 

[Stop Laughing]

You need to do the voice of a hilarious cartoon character... it worked for Dan Castellaneta. Damn, I should've gone and seen the live show he did in this region recently...