HWC hits

[a13antichrist]

How about yours fury? What's yours been up to, or can't it be repeated here?

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom bursted into laughter.

After the laughter had ended, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can write with your other hand."