Hillbilly Medical Terms

BigDadday

Everday People
Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.........................What you do with dead folks.

Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan........................Searching for the cat.

Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.

Colic............................A sheep dog.

Coma...........................A punctuation mark.

D&C............................Where Washington is.

Dilate...........................To live longer than your kids do.



Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.........................What you do with dead folks.

Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan........................Searching for the cat.





Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.

Colic............................A sheep dog.

Coma...........................A punctuation mark.

D&C............................Where Washington is.

Dilate...........................To live longer than your kids do.







Enema..........................Not a friend.

Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula...........................A small lie.

G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.

Hospital.......................The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.


Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.

Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.

Node...........................I knew it.

Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.

Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative.............A letter carrier.

Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.

Secretion.....................Hiding something

Seizure........................Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.

Tablet.........................A small table to change babies on.

Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the train station.

Tumor........................More than one.

Urine..........................Opposite of mine.

Varicose......................Near by


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Outlaw69

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I don't think anyone found this funny :eh: poor ol' post just sitting there with 0 replies, its enuff to break your heart :cry:
 
S

s4

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You kidding Jay. I laughed until I cried then I laughed so more. Such a kidder. I went out and told people in the streets about it and then bought air time on the radio to have them tell everyone. Every body in Hicksville is beside themselves over it. :beerchug:
 
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