Brad, the manager of a struggling retail store, had decided to lay off one of his workers. He had narrowed it down to 2 people, Diane and Jack. When it was time for the next work day, he had still not decided who was going to be the one to cut loose. That morning, Diane arrived a little early, and he decided to let her know his dilema. Brad: Diane, I've come to a decision, I have got to lay you, or Jack off. Diane: Well, you better jackoff, because I've got a headache.