A love story

[fury]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/a_love_story.htm

One hot summer day at XiBase you see the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. Their name is Nixy , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Flurffmeister and say, "Wow, that has to be the most sexy body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so humpable , and was wondering if you'd like to go to OTC with me and headbang ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " " and go with them. When you finally get to OTC , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a porno magazine hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

All I have to say is,

 

[DarkPrincess]

Mine said "Would you like to got Paris with me and hump? And then I said "F**k".. LoL

 

[leslie]

I love that page!

 

[Nixy]

*feels so flattered*

 

[fury]

I can blow you up if you'd rather not be flattered.

 

[Nixy]

 

[leslie]

 

[Stop Laughing]

fury, since when can you read my mind?

 

[Noite Escura]

One Cool summer day at Vienna you see the most Soft creature you have ever seen. Their name is Greenfreak , and every move She makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Shadowfax and say, "Wow, that has to be the most Smart body I have ever seen." Suddenly, She looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! She says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so Clean , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Tokyo with me and Sex ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " F**k, S*n of a B**ch! " and go with them. When you finally get to Tokyo , She moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Fuck hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " Greenfreak is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. She will ask you out in 17 days or less(...)

I knew it all the time