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True, but the US is not a democracy. The US is a Republic. There is a difference. ;)

Q! What were you doing, drinking cocktails at 7 years old?! :D

Two characters... C-5...I think I'll do a double-stick of banana cream pies on ya'... ;) (that means I'll be air-dropping approximately 157,000 pounds of pies on ya')

versus I'll turn over your tonka-toy full of pomegranites, and squirt you with a 1 gallon jug of honey...

Nope. If you drink that much brandy, you are most definitely snift...

Those glasses, known as Brandy Snifters, can be found in any WalMart. I own two... :D

Hey, Gonzo. That's a much better meal than an MRE...Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa. *runs over MRE packet with a 10K forklift, spraying the contents on all viewers*

But redheads are especially enticing. So full of 'je ne sais quoi'...and brunettes are full of 'joie de vivre'...so Why do blondes have more fun?

I also prefer my women with hair. :D

Dreaming of Leslie... ;) Dreaming of Greenfreak... ;) Fishing... (now where did that come from???

Much cleaner burning.

If your car doesn't have plastic in the fuel-line system, dump a quart of Everclear Grain alcohol in the tank, provided you are at less than 3/4 tank... ;) You may need to check your owners manual for that trick, though...

"I TOLD you I was sick...

"There can be only one?"... :D

You're making me dizzy. No blood going to the brain...:D

You can have mine...It's not hiding much anymore, anyway... ;)

Just wondering if you could use a fresh towel... ;)

Psst... :D

Torn bicep?

They caught the guy... Source...