Women, you can't live with them...you can't _______ em

[law2]

Is that true?

 

[Gonzo]

kill 'em-not if you get caught

 

[s4]

It's not true. You have been brainwashed.

 

[Professur]

I've always found that not trying to have sex with every woman I meet makes them more tolerable.

 

[Kruz]

Originally posted by Professur
I've always found that not trying to have sex with every woman I meet makes them more tolerable.

But that goes against every rule in the "ManBible"!!!

 

[jayburner]

I love women...just don't wanna live with them.

 

[butchsor]

Kruz:

Watz "ManBible"

 

[HavoK]

I have some passages from the ManBible writtin down somewhere, I'll post them when I find them.

 

[Fuser Man]

Thou shall always leave the toilet up.

Thou shall pass gas at any time and place.

 

[nalani]

well, if you fill in the blank for me, I might be able to give you an answer ... I've tried using my imagination to fill in the blank for myself but I came up with an amusing assortment of answers that ranged from oh god, NO! to oh god, YES!

 

[Fuser Man]

A man finds a genie and get to make one wish.

Man " I hate flying and I've always want to go to Hawaii, so could you build me a bridge that way I could drive there."

Genie "Well thats kind of impossiable to build. Think of all the cement that would be need to build the pillars to go down to the ocean floor. Pick something else"

The man thinks for a mintue

"I want to understand women. What they think and feel."

the genie pauses then says "Did you want that bridge 3 lanes or 4?"

 

[Kindly Fugu]

"Women, cant live without them, and they cant pee standing up" Rube Baker
-Major League 2

 

[chocfix]

OK...OK...LET ME GET THIS RIGHT......YOU THINK THAT YOU GUYS ARE ANY BETTER....ONLY IN YOUR OWN DREAMS, SWEETY.

BOTH MEN AND WOMEN MAKE EACHOTHER CRAZY, THAT IS THE WAY THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE... . JUST REMEMBER THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT!!! NOBODY!!!!
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HE WHO LAUGHS LAST , THINKS SLOWEST.

 

[Kruz]

You think chocfix "types" loud?
you should "hear" her in person!!!
*ducks shoe thrown by chocfix*

 

[chocfix]

very funny , kruz!
just you wait till i see you...
how is this, better?
i didn't reolise that i was yelling.

 

[Fuser Man]

Originally posted by chocfix
i didn't reolise that i was yelling.

Thats what all women say.

 

[butchsor]

Kindly F:

European women recently show how to pee in standing position like a man by inserting a carton funnel between their legs.