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Why do I keep getting that scene from Stand By Me in my head?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=98&u=/abc/20020204/od_abc/wolffiles

 

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That is disgusting. I am truely miserable if I eat just a little too much. And 16 1/4 matzo balls is just vile...hell, any matzo balls at all is just vile.