No breaks

[PostCode]

Due to the projected increase workload in the coming months, and falling productivity, the management has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule. Instead, to increase employee efficiency the company has gone to considerable expense to remodel your cubicle to accommodate your needs. See attached cubicle layout.

Management

 

[Q]

Apparently the cheap bastards expect the employees to provide their own toilet paper too.

 

[unclehobart]

Real men dont use toilet paper. They use the notes coming down from upper management.

 

[PostCode]

Real men dont use toilet paper. They use the notes coming down from upper management.

Hell yeah. WE men know what to do with all those memos our bosses keep giving us.

 

[Shadowfax]

It looks really comfortable....

 

[PostCode]

So, what do you do when the secretary walks in?

 

[Professur]

Flush

 

[Neo]

man it needs one of those cushy seats on it. The hard plastic could really hurt after a while.

 

[br0ck]

So, what do you do when the secretary walks in?

Is this during business hours or after business hours?