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VictorP
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There was this lawyer that decided to practice law in the old west.
The guy settles into the local hotel. He goes to the registration
desk and asks: "what's a guy do for entertainment around here". The
hotel manager replies that there is a tavern across the street for
drinking and cards.
A few days pass and the lawyer goes back to the hotel manager and says:
"I noticed there are no women around town. What's a guy do for sex?"
The man replied: "we go out in the field and get ourselves one of the sheep".
The lawyer replied "that's disgusting. You are sick"
A couple of weeks later the lawyer is sitting around his hotel missing
his girlfriend out East. One night he can't take it anymore. He goes
over to the bar and gets a bottle of whiskey. After reaching a thoroughly
drunken state. He goes out in the field and grabs the biggest, healthiest
looking sheep he can get his hands on.
After 30 minutes of wild and unbridaled passion with the female sheep, he
decides to head over to the bar to show off his new girlfriend. Everyone
in the bar suddenly became quiet and starred at him. He yelled out:
"what's the matter? If you people can do it, why can't I?" To which
one of the patrons answered: "yeah, but you got the sheriff's gal there!".
[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: VictorP ]
The guy settles into the local hotel. He goes to the registration
desk and asks: "what's a guy do for entertainment around here". The
hotel manager replies that there is a tavern across the street for
drinking and cards.
A few days pass and the lawyer goes back to the hotel manager and says:
"I noticed there are no women around town. What's a guy do for sex?"
The man replied: "we go out in the field and get ourselves one of the sheep".
The lawyer replied "that's disgusting. You are sick"
A couple of weeks later the lawyer is sitting around his hotel missing
his girlfriend out East. One night he can't take it anymore. He goes
over to the bar and gets a bottle of whiskey. After reaching a thoroughly
drunken state. He goes out in the field and grabs the biggest, healthiest
looking sheep he can get his hands on.
After 30 minutes of wild and unbridaled passion with the female sheep, he
decides to head over to the bar to show off his new girlfriend. Everyone
in the bar suddenly became quiet and starred at him. He yelled out:
"what's the matter? If you people can do it, why can't I?" To which
one of the patrons answered: "yeah, but you got the sheriff's gal there!".
[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: VictorP ]
