Who woulda thunk installing NT4 Server Enterprise and VMWare 3 could be so much fun. I'm the only one who's completely installed a virtual NT machine; other people are having problems with VMWare with networking drivers being corrupted and hosing their 2000 machines.
2.) zero in on the ones you don't like too much and give 'em the wrong information. I personally am leaning toward the latter, but I'm kinda grouchy lately.