Joe Black<RC>
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Two little boys were sitting in their room upstairs discussing why they thought parents didn't want their kids cussing. They decide to just wing it and cuss in front of mom too see what happens.
The older boy tells his brother,"You say 'ass' and I'll say 'hell' and we'll see."
So the boys go downstairs for breakfast and their mom asks the older boy what he wants for breakfast. He replies "Oh, what the hell, I'll have Cheerios!" The mom looses it and whaps* the kid right across the face and sends him back to his room.
After she calms down the mom asks the seccond boy what he'd like. He says, "I don't know, but you can bet your ass it's not Cheerios!"
The older boy tells his brother,"You say 'ass' and I'll say 'hell' and we'll see."
So the boys go downstairs for breakfast and their mom asks the older boy what he wants for breakfast. He replies "Oh, what the hell, I'll have Cheerios!" The mom looses it and whaps* the kid right across the face and sends him back to his room.
After she calms down the mom asks the seccond boy what he'd like. He says, "I don't know, but you can bet your ass it's not Cheerios!"
