25 GOOD REASONS BEER IS BETTERTHAN WOMEN

[BigDadday]

1.YOU CAN ENJOY BEER ALL MONTH LONG
2.BEER STAINS WASH OUT.
3.YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.
4.YOUR BEERWILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY BASEBALL.
5.WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT,YOU TOSS IT OUT.
6.BEER IS NEVER LATE.
7.A BEER DOSEN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.
8.HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
9.BEER LABELS COME OFF WITHOUT A FLASHLIGHT.
10.WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR,YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER.
11.BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE.
12.AFTER YOU HAVE A BEER,THE BOTTLE CAN BE RECYCLED.
13.A BEER WON'T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME WITH ANOTHER BEER.
14.IF YOU POUR BEER RIGHT,YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
15.A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
16.YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER A NIGHT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.
17.YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH FRIENDS.
18.YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER.
19.BEER IS ALWAYS WET.
20.BEER DOSEN'T DEMAND EQUITY.
21.YOU CAN HAVE A BEER IN PUBLIC.
22.A BEER DOSEN'T CARE WHEN YOU COME HOME.
23.A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.
24.YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTE GOOD.
25.IF YOU CHANGE BEERS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ALIMONY.

 

[fury]

LOL

 

[Huge]

ROTFLMAO! That was good!

Flavio, when are you going to hook me up with some 211?

 

[Fuser Man]

bottoms up!

 

[Nihilistic]

 

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[Professur]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Wimmen are proof that Satan exists and can inflict eternal torment upon us by giving us exactly what we want.

 

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