The commander of our Forces in Basra. Ever heard any of his briefings? He sounds just like Tim Nicebutdim of Harry Enfield and Chums!
I like "you two faced f*cked up camel shagging pornographic spunkbubble who fell outta the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down climbed back up fell out...
Feck that we'll just send in Major Dimbutnice that we have commanding the forces in Basra and confuse them to death. And I use Grrr quite frequently thankyamuchly